Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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