It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Sorry about my life...
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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