Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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