i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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