I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
