Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
