turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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