one word: firstdatebathroomanal
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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