rhymes with "ouble enetration"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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