...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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