I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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