did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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