My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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