PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
