She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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