Me. At least after what I've been through.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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