it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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