windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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