I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
There's even glitter on my cock...
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