Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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