so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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