ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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