i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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