have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Randomize
