Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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