that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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