I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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