Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Randomize
