do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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