this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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