Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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