Whoa Z and x make the same sound
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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