so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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