woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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