Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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