Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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