this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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