school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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