My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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