i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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