You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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