everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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