he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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