she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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