Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
