Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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