Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I use my feet as sexual weapons
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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