I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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