I'm really into asian looking animals
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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