You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Randomize
