Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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