ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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