Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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