You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
third nipple confirmed
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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